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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
briseptiplier

littlemissmitsukihorenake:

Guys, I personally theorize that Darkiplier arranged this blind date between the two of us, hoping that he could take over and do the date instead.  How do I assume it’s a blind date?  Because this line:

Wouldn’t be saying that if we had met each other before to arrange a date.  So someone arranged us.

Then who could’ve arranged our date then?

Darkiplier.

He totally did this.

Because he Yandere-loves us.

briseptiplier Source: littlemissmitsukihorenake
jiminy-krispies

briseptiplier:

An idea that I can’t seem to get out of my head is what if.. it was actually Dark who killed Jack in Say Goodbye? And that he did so to completely free his friend Anti. Or maybe he gave Anti the final strength he needed to take complete control?

I mean, just IMAGINE what that would’ve been like…

Jack’s doing the pumpkin carving video like normal, and Dark is watching him from behind the camera (Jack can’t see Dark because Dark is able to choose who can and cannot see him) Anti appears in his few moments that he does before the “big reveal”, and then appears next to Dark, very worn out.

“He’s too strong, man. I can’t do this.”

“Dude, you’ve got this. Come on, try again.”

So Anti tries a few more times to take over Jack, but he just can’t seem to do it. He gets to the point where he’s almost there, but then just barely missed his chance. He appears next to Dark again, even more worn out than before. Jack becomes concerned and starts to freak out a little, but Anti and Dark just ignore it for now.

Anti shouts angrily. “Gah, this is impossible!”

Dark sighs. Anti’s obviously struggling, and Dark’s getting a bit bored of this crazy glitchy show, so he offers to give some of his power to him. Anti instantly accepts, and with a simple touch to his chest, Dark gives Anti a small bit of his power. The pupils of Anti’s pitch black eyes begin to glow a bright painful white, his dark hair glowing as if to look like an emerald fire, and a faded, eerie green aura floating around him. Anti gives Dark a pointy grin before making his move. Dark watches in delighted pleasure as Anti slits Jack’s throat with the carving knife, with his goal finally coming to a close.

Jfc this went on too long. Sorry for basically turning it into a fanfic. This was just a pretty cool idea I thought of.
jiminy-krispies Source: briseptiplier
smile-always-bitch

Anonymous asked:

Apocaldy or Tomalypto (Ty x Tom Brady)

apocalypto-12 answered:

*distant screaming*
In LA, Tyler has suddenly fallen off an escalator, screaming.
“Tyler, what’s wrong?” Ethan cries, his teary eyes sparkling with the ghost of his past
“I sense…a disturbance…get me my epipen.”
Ethan gasps. “You don’t mean–?”
“This is a Brady reaction”

smile-always-bitch Source: apocalypto-12